Just some fun

How do you differentiate between programmers and non-programmers?

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.


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Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.

Somu : public member or private?


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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could
be wrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.


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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees
to Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass
by value or pass by reference.


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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a
Software engineer...

Somu : how do you say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!


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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram"
is new kind of RAM in the market!


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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu : How do you say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.


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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time.

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And some signatures:

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell "

"The primary aim for developing AI is to make computers realise how frustrating it is to program them"

"If you always do, what you've always done,
You'll always get what you've always got. "

"Reality bites like a mad Dog,
and bitten Person acts like a mad Dog"






Taken from the local IIT Kharagpur forum (lovingly called Mutter Index)

PS: As of now,blog visitor counter hit 100 for the month. It is 2:40 AM,February 7,2007 IST.Preety good going I guess.