How to screw up ur Mid-sems (Special Focus:Organic Chemistry) in IIT

As I promised earlier, here is the article.

Read carefully "How to screw up ur Mid-sems(Special Focus: Organic Chemistry)"

As u get into the first semister of a fresh year ( or for that matter,a new semester), be with great confidence that u will cross 90% without even studying for 1 hr a day and that studying for huge periods of time(read: 1 hr) would damage ur eyes and cause a heart-break to ur professors who are hell-bent on giving u the least possible marks possible.

Next, never mind the fact that u arent understanding the classes because u havent attended the previous class....oops.....there was another important point :Wake up late so that u can tell urself "Cmon yaar, better be absent than late".

Even as the exams approaching at the rate a Ferrari accelarates( I know ...I know...a stupid comparision....the second subject of the comparision is something desirable), just keep chillin out at the comp. centre and drinkin cold coffee at the canteen.

Ok, I said special focus on Organic Chemistry so here it is.
Lovers of Org Chem. are requested not to read this.

Organic Chemistry is a back-stabbing subject.Ya after 2 great experiences Ive decided to brand my ex-love....alas it was once uponb a time a subject that i read
with great passion and spent sleepless nights solving problems in Org. Chem.
Then the first experience: IIT-JEE 2006. Simply flopped in Chemistry...No more words.

The second experience is of more interest here for it is "The Mid-Sems of the Autumn Semester 2006-2007"...the exam that got over today morning.
How to screw up basically depends on two factors : what you are expecting and how you perform.So, aim high and perform bad is the ideal thing to do....however being the kinda people we are we cant perform bad...na?We give the best we can.
So pump up one factor to compensate for the other i.e. aim for such marks that next time u sleep in ur class the Prof would be awed at ur genius.

And I think i forgot to tell something ....dont study before the exam...Just trust your memory that u will remember what u studied exactly 9 months, 3 days ,11 hrs 24 mins and 4.87 seconds earlier (Geeeee.....I like precision yaar).

Never mind if u didnt understand anything or atleast felt confused...after screwing up(arghhh.........I cant find an alternative word) my chemistry exam what did you expect ? An article clearly explaining something(eh? what was the theme of the article ...theme?subject?title? whatever).

There was a promise fulfilled...
;-)
I always keep up promises.